Beating Up Nuns

Monger of War: A 69 year old nun would be amazingly easy to take out.

Meanie: Most, yes. I'm sure there are some pretty badass 69 year olds out there, somewhere.

Monger of War: Oh, sure. There are a few that I wouldn't want to deal with. So long as God doesn't show up. That'd really screw up my odds.

Meanie: True. But that's what you get for ganking all those nuns.

Monger of War: If I were God I'd step in. Then again, if I were God I would have stepped in by not making that fucking Tree of Knowledge. You don't give users the root password. God needs a better QA department.

Meanie: Maybe he was just sick of their customer service calls, so he tricked them into voiding their warranties.

Monger of War: What, after just 3 days? C'mon!

Meanie: Eh. With the right users, 3 days is a long time.

Monger of War: Except he made the freaking users.

Meanie: And anyway, they were early-adopters.

Monger of War: LOL! More like, early adpotees, to be fair.

Meanie: God should have had a longer Beta program. I mean, after that Lilith exploit.

Monger of War: That's what he gets for trying to QA it himself though. We know you can't really do that.

Meanie: But you know. He had a deadline. He had vacation scheduled for the 7th day.