Relationship Advice

Monger of War: Had breakfast with Betty. Why do I like her so much?

Meanie: ::shrug:: Pheremones, maybe.

Monger of War: Could be. I just *like* her. I can't stop it. I'm not complaining here. I'm observing.

Meanie: Yeah. My advice is to make her a mixed tape. And make sure everyone in 8th grade knows that you like her. Trust me - I've got a lot of experience with this.

(Please note that Betty's name isn't really Betty. But mine really is Monger of War. My parents had high hopes for me!)