Sunday, August 30, 2009

Dear Apple

Dear Apple,

How many screws should have to be removed in order to replace a hard drive in my MacBook Pro?

Love,

Me


Dear Me,

All of them!

Love,

Apple

Monday, August 17, 2009

Twitter

According to some study, 40% of Twitter messages are pointless babble:
Forty percent of the messages on Twitter are "pointless babble" along the lines of "I am eating a sandwich now," according to a study conducted by a US market research firm.
Just 40%? Amazing.